FAQs about Imaginary Billy

Why is Imaginary Billy mouthless?
To honor Hello Kitty.

Why is Imaginary Billy crunchy?
He has extra bones.

Why is Imaginary Billy frisky?
He doubles up on his power naps.

Why is Imaginary Billy waterproof?
He was born with a natural sealant covering his body.

Why is Imaginary Billy wise?
He follows the example of Solomon.

Why is Imaginary Billy enthusiastic?
Years of cheerleader training have taken effect.

Why is Imaginary Billy unsightly?
Why, why, why?

Why is Imaginary Billy hungry?
It's that lack of a mouth.

Why is Imaginary Billy levelheaded?
Because he's not pointy up top.

Does Imaginary Billy really exist?
No.